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hmm

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where do you meet someone from outer

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space perhaps in the North Woods Joe

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Simonson of Eagle River Wisconsin spends

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a yarn about an April morning in 1961.

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a morning when he says he came face to

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face with another world right here is

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where this Flying Saucer this UFO landed

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right here about where I'm standing and

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uh it was a big huge thing and I

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wondered what the heck it was I was in

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my kitchen uh having a vital lunch and I

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turned around put the dishes in the sink

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and I looked out the window and that's

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when I first saw this thing coming

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straight down just like an elevator

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and uh first I thought the roof went off

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in my house and I thought no the roof is

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green and this is bright what the heck

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is it so I riced out to see what it was

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and by that time there was a hatchway

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opening up in the top of it just like

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the trunk of your car and then there

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this little man I see a little man is

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about five foot tall holding up a jug or

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a container

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and he motioned they wanted to drink he

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motion for water so I walked up to him

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to get this jug and uh I looked at his

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eyes and they were so penetrating that I

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had to look away

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so I went to the basement to get this

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water and uh I thought well they want

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water so I'll take it up to them and see

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what happens

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and with that I brought the water up and

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he was looking at me when I first came

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out of the basement but I didn't look at

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his face until I got right up to him

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then I looked up and I handed The Jug up

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with both hands and I had that same look

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in his eyes as sort of a penetrating

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look

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and uh

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when he took the water I balanced myself

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with this hand Against the Machine and I

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stepped back a few steps

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and then

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uh with that he got the job down

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and he gave me a salute the back of his

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hand the gesture of thanks I presume

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and then uh well I gave him my salute

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what am I going to do

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so uh

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I noticed this little man the same size

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of a man right to the side the right

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side of the Hathaway cooking uh cooking

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these pancakes which I have one here yet

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uh

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he was he was frying these these

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pancakes

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and uh

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I pointed to him and made a gesture like

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eating I thought maybe I get a

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conversation out of him nobody was

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saying anything

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but he uh

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he didn't say a word he just restored

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and he got a handful of my four up and

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he handled down to me and they were hot

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and greasy

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and this uh man cooking these pancakes

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it was on a square uh grill-like

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concerned I couldn't see any flame but

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it seemed to be very hot there was smoke

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coming from it and if that was their

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food

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God help him because I took a bite of

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one of them and it tasted like a piece

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of cardboard

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and if that's what they lived on no

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wonder they're small and with that he

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reached up and he closed his hats with a

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heavy stud quick like film at last and

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you couldn't a bit more see where that

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hatch was and you could see a hole in my

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hand

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and uh with that the thing started to

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raise it's like it came down everything

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was time perfect it went up about 20

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feet it filled at a 45 degree straight

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South and shut off within two or three

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seconds it was out of sight

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well there I stood in the driveway with

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a handful of greasy pancakes my mouth

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opened wondering what the heck I saw

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what had happened this man is cooking

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these pancakes and I didn't know what he

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was doing

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so I pointed to him and I made a Chester

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like eating see

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and this man that took the water he

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looked down at me and he re-toe and he

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got a handful of these pancakes

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and he hand them down to me they

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happened to be four there was a hot and

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greasy I could hardly hold to them

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and uh from that time he reached up and

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he got all the hats he closed it with a

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heavy sudden it clicked and uh when he

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closed that you couldn't admit more see

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where that was and you could see a hole

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in my hand yeah it was just that purpose

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and with that the Stars erased the

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surgery the weight raise up about 20

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feet high about the top of the street

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and from there it was a terrible release

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of air this is like a

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like that you know and it took us

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straight South on a 45 degree angle up

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the

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and uh

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I would say uh in three seconds that's

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an awful short time but it was a short

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time let's say it took down to disappear

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and they were gone now they really

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traveled fast

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and there I stood right here in my

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driveway

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with a handful of uh hot greasy pancakes

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of looking in that direction and seeing

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nothing and nothing here to show where

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it landed

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um

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there

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foreign

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that I

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I

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what could I do

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but not almost six feet up to the edge

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and they will get the top five

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it was all border or something great

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nope

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foreign

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flipped off

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both of these men look like

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they look like Italian

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it looks like there were about five foot

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tall

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IES

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and they were wearing a flight

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two piece of this turtleneck no buttons

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foreign

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foreign

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normal

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I give it to it

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yes

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foreign

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it looked like a

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this month

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foreign

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and

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foreign

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five minutes

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even punishment

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the machine

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foreign

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I'm thinking about radioactive but

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nice

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I wonder the authorities

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yeah

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foreign

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they believe

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and now everybody at least

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everybody out there believe it

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I don't care if nobody believes that I

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know it's right and they don't want to

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I know it's taking up a lot of my times

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but

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he is

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in other words

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foreign

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[Applause]

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heavy

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down now

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you know

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Thomas

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exactly